I Was Like Um

Alright, look.

The name is “Burress”. As you can clearly see, the second letter in the name is a U. There is not any situation in this language where a U makes an A sound.

The guy caught a fucking Super Bowl winning td. You know who he is. So please, motherfuckers. Stop saying “Barress”. That’s not his name. I know he shot himself in the leg with a gun that was loaded and stuffed into his waistband. But the man has a name and the name is not Barress. It’s Burress.

For fuck’s sake.